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 .::. Redhead at the casino .::. 
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table.

A very attractive redhead comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm bottomless."

With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants!"

She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. "YES! I WIN! I WIN!"

With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.

Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?"

The other answers, "I thought YOU were watching!"

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 .::. Short Craps Jokes .::. 

Donít keep saying, come on mamma, come on mamma, or your wife is going to get so horny that you are going to have to leave the craps table and take care of her!

Finding out what snake eyes really are, the women who was against animal cruelty decided to stop picketing against the craps table!

Never take a newly wed to the craps table, he is sure to spend to much time there and not be able to consummate the marriage as he has spent so much energy on talking to the dice!

What is craps? I really donít know but I heard my dad say it is, when someone doesnít give a shit, had a hard day and wants to relax a bit with some entertainment. When the dad sneaks away from the mom to get some peace and quiet Ė No, said the one boy, I mean what is crap, my mom told me to pick up all my crap in the hall!

Your momma is so stupid . . . She brought toilet paper to a craps game!

Do not drink and play craps at the same time unless you are a bit coordinated. Put the drink down first so you do not accidentally throw your drink!

Don't chew big ice cubes at the craps table you are likely to plop one out on the table.

Never forget to keep the women in suspense when you are playing craps, and rolling the dice; they will jump up and down as they wait! Of course you want to see their tits flying around impatiently!

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